bonjour. long time no talk. been rather busy doing the following.
going to california:
falling in love with this beautiful baby:
eating awesome steaks(crappy iphone pic, hella good steak):
having a maid (lolz):
having an awesome job and awesome friends:
i sold out the straight edge sometime last year. fuck it.don't care. you get a nice little bit of attention afterwards but i'm a firm believer in the 2 week rule and in 2 weeks no one cared.laterz 13 years.
my investments continue to grow and pay off. i got a nice fat tax return check from last year. they will be finished building the new gwinnett braves stadium in a few months and my house will go up in value. i plan to hold on to my house for another 5 or so years then see what happens. the only other places i want to live are london and then retire in spain but that wont happen for quite so time.
i am taking my dad to vegas this month.should be alot of fun. i just hope i can keep up with the old man, he can stay up for dayyyyyyyyys partying.
other than that i am probably going to do something insanely stupid in the next weeks. but whatever. no risk. no reward.
everyone sucks. thrashers rule. i'm crying like a baby cause i can't go see western movies.
this isn't nate... but i love him. i guess this is the part where i say something about being in love with amy whinehouse and wanting to go to do country music karaoke.
but seriously, i'm stealing nate away from you all. sorry if you never see him again.
seriously life is fucking stupid. i was talking to someone about why i dont have a girlfriend why i'm not making strong moves to settle down and get my slice out of life and i just dont want to. theres too much shit i want to see and do before i call it a day and have to be responsible and have to worry about someone else. brrrrrrrrrrnt. selfish? not really. if i dont do everything i want to do in life i have no one to blame but myself.
other than one thing really irking the shit out of me life has been good. i've been hanging out with my brother alot and its a fuckin trip. motherfucker doesnt know how to act and puts ronnie to shame when we are out in public. i guess prison really doesnt make you give a fuck. he is great and has given the work crew a slew of new inside jokes. "malibu on my dick, get with it bitch". goddammit.
travel schedule is looking right for the rest of the year. i'll be in los angelos for a few days next month for work. then i'm going to the carribean on vacation if i have to go by myself or if it fuckin kills me in september and then europe again in october.i'm trying to switch all my financial shit over to my amex so i can get all sorts of retarded points for my flights over seas and shit. trying to see the chunk of europe i havent seen yet in 2009 and then hit up asia in 2010 and pick me out a wifey so i dont have to ship her over sight unseen. and i gotta go see amy winehouse wherever the hell she is performing next year because i must see her before she kills herself, which will happen in the next 3 years unfortunately. gah i wish she would break up with blake and get with me.
i've seriously been shopping for a luxury vehicle for quiet sometime and i think i have finally decided on something:
its a lincoln town car limo. seriously how fuckin awesome would it be to ride in a limo all the fuckin time. shit's cheap too, it would save me about $40,000 on the benz i had my eye on. plus i know plenty of deadbeats that need a job so they could drive for me and call me mr. martin. besides what says "hey look at that asshole" more than a fuckin limousine.
if that doesnt convince you that i'm a total prick i dont know what will. c'est la vie. living well is the best revenge cocksuckers.
i'm pretty sure lauren's parents hate all of us after her and aubreys wedding. it was hella fun though i'm almost positive that her parents and their friends think we all have no class. oh well. when have i ever given a fuck what anyone thinks about me. i'm happy for them and i wish them the best.
the triad wasnt in effect during this wedding because colin was so fucked up he couldnt get out of the car for 4 hours and missed the ceremony and most of the reception. he pre-partied too hard but at least we got to check out the ronnie glow skulls.
i love my friends so goddamn much. dont ever start being serious. and stop getting married.making me feel socially retarded with that shit.
annnnnnnd while we are at it everyone is real late on the me and whitney married jokes.haha. we havent been together for years and havent spoken in months. so probably not gonna happen. am i batshit crazy about her? yeah always have been. but thats not going to change anything. sorry had to say it.
things i gotta buy soon:
-stunna shades/hater blockers. -more bedroom furniture. -self portrait of myself like tony montona has is scarface or me next to a horse like tony in the sopranos. -vespa scooter (what the fuck.totally serious) -def leppard & motorhead t-shirts and cut the sleeves out of them. -vacation reservations. -david allan coe tickets.
for real fuck this song. its been in my head all day.
weekend recap:
-i never want to go to any restaurants around my house because all i see is douchebags from my high skool rocking out to pearl jam covers and drinking sweet water beer.
-me and tim finally came up with a name for our studio album. warren & martin: roughin' it smoothly. featuring hank "folks dynasty" pratt and ronnie "i dont like black people" brown. biggest thing to hit country music since garth brooks.
-amy winehouse doing specials covers on her dvd. i'm sorry i love her.
-aubrey hatch bachelor party. so much stupid fun. luckily it didnt turn into the duke lacross rape case 200NATE like me and the juice had predicted.
the only bad thing about the weekend is that i ate bbq twice. but is that really a bad thing?
seriously this year is going to be fuckin awesome. last year was the shit and i never slip. i never fall.alot of hos gimme they number but i never call.
on the real though i got a lot to look forward to like ruining aubrey's wedding,cruise with all my retarded friends,chartering a boat with my dad and grandpa in the british virgin islands,10 day cruise to germany,denmark,norway,sweden,&russia,www.natefucksanip.net. i'm sure there's more but thats all i can think of right now.
i'm buying a cow. not like a live cow but like a whole cow's worth of meat. steaks, ground beef, everything.best investment. we're gonna be grilling hard as hell all summer at teh martin casa.
i'm also gonna buy a piano. i really want to learn how to play and it would look dope as hell in my house.
i love my house so much.it's really coming together.i just wish it wouldnt take so long for them to frame all my artwork i ordered. goddamn hobby lobby. ( how i'm livin for tha cittttttttttttay )
i have watched this movie at least ten times since it came out yesterday.it is probably my favorite movie of 2007,defiantly in the top 5 of all time right under bad boys 2. goddammit it's good.haterz be damned.
back from london. hella tired. i think i was awake a total of 6 hours on saturday and sunday i didnt do shit except go to my parents for dinner. mom's lasagna = the itus real bad. regardless, i am very glad to be home. i missed my friends and my house and decent food. england has terrible food, i had a steak and it was really bland, no flavor, no steak sauce,nothing!disappointing. the bangers and mash wasnt bad though.
anyways london is tight as a bitch. i got some choice clothes,dvd's and books.i love being in the city, so much to do and there is so much culture. i saw and did a bunch of cool shit and it was good business wise. the only part of the trip that sucked was being stuck at gatwick airport for 10 hours and then having a 10 hour flight home where i had to watch 3 harry potter movies. fucking kill me.
saw american gangster this weekend. not so good. i mean it was ok but i had hoped it would have been better. i hate drugs and think people that use and sell them are fucking idiots and heroin is so graphic so i wasnt into that. plus the whole "drugs in coffins being transported internationally" was done in bad boys 2 a couple of years ago. further proof that it is the best movie ever made.
got a serious spending spree tomorrow. rhett butler's people, chucky & larry, and sopranos season six part 2 will be purchased.
so this weekend i was told to grow up and act more mature by someone who has known me for quite some time.it's kinda been eatin at me all week but fuck all that shit. i'm 25.i'm successful. i own a house. i travel alot. i about to buy a benz. i'm more grown that most people my age. so what if i act like a retard in my free time in my own goddamn house. i'm never going to act like a "normal" adult. i am never going to grow up. fucccccck it makes me so mad. straight up about to file a hater report.
other than that little incident everything else has been stellar. had a cookout this past weekend and got to kick it and enjoy this wonderful weather we're having with some good friends. i saw the voodoo glow skulls a few weeks ago and it probably made my year. so stupid. going back to london and europe for a week in october. i get to ride on the eurostar twice so i'm really stoked about that. and strengthening relations with our fellow business partners. rat pack at the fox on saturday. trying to put on my new suit and have a nice night on the town.
i got offered a job in chicago a few weeks ago. it was a good one. still feel weird about it. i'm obviously not going to take it but if i was to ever move out of atlanta it would be there.
so tonight me and colin we're talking and we are going to take up golf. since we are up and coming business men we figured we might as well. so it's me, colin, probably the juice, and we need a fourth. so if you're serious and want to do this shit let me know. haha. goddammit i'm ridiculous.
there is nothing in the world that a blowjob and one of these cannot fix:
and of course only if it is followed up casino on teh big screen:
goddammit vacation was tight as a bitch. i love you ronnie, roach, and hoops. i seriously could not think of better people to be on a boat with for a week.
too much shit happened. it was retarded. me and ronnie were in the spirit world trying to get into the wonderland zoo the entire time. highlights include:
-joe pissing in front of a 2 hour traffic jam. -look out trout! -R2 George Throughgood -oil and vinager.windows and bricks. drinking and driving do not mix.florida turnpike. -why is it????? NAH FUNK THAT -70 year old tits on miami beach followed by gorgeous 20 year old tits while roach buried himself in the sand. -some cuban bum wandering into our breakfast spot with a simpsons groove t-shirt on mumbling jibberish to us while we were enjoying bagels. -i fuckin hate florida. there is absolutely nothing cool about it. the same goes for xm radio. - i had a "karl crisis" when i thought i lost my wallet in the hotel. -stone cold chillin at margaritaville with ronnie listening to jimmy buffett and dora the explorer theme song. -cheeseburger in paradise. for real. -joe getting crabs in cockburn.true story. -watching aubrey do a backflip off the cliffs at half moon cay. -reggae cher and akon covers. NOBODY WANT TO SEE US TOGETHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. -feeding chickens chicken. -straight posted on the beach listening to throwdown. -mr. madison you get too much sun today! -operation wet towel -"andruw jones" -blow job at teh front of the ship -player into making progress -wild hogs on the tv -having steak for dinner every night. -going to the sketchiest part of the bahamas with ronnie and eating burger king. -buying retarded t-shirts. -"when it's time to ronnie we will always ronnie hard" -nat'ch and arn anderson tag team champions of fun. -shitty comedians. -u madd? -slot machines and blackjack tables. -crazy cab drives screaming who let the dogs out -no sleep -a good ass breakfast at an amazing jewish deli. so far floridas only redeeming quality.
life is so good i can taste it in my spit. the only thing that is pissing me off is the braves going 13 innings with the giants when they should have closed it in the 9th.cruise tickets came in the mail today, big L booked the intercontinental, ronnie is hooking it up with teh cadillac DFS in da DTS 2k7.
buying a house is hands down the most stressful thing i have ever done. i cant wait to be done with this shit and moved in.too bad that wont happen right away becuz some people they cant believe jamica's got a bobsled team!
me, joe, aubrey, and rusty are going a cruise. i cant wait, shit is already stupid when 2 of us are together and its going to get more ridiculous when we are all together in the caribbean.defiantly not stoked on driving back and forth to miami, but big L is gonna post us up in the intercontinental on south beach, so i guess it's not that bad.
besides dealing with shit with the house. things have been pretty good lately. had a good weekend hanging out with eddie and colin. went to hell aka five points at underground for colin to get some shoes. i cant believe they want to turn that shithole into a casino. sunday i went to my grandparents for sunday dinner. it was awesome as always, ate too much. i hang out with my grandpa like 3 times a week, he's a bad motherfucker and cracks me the hell up. seventh star was too good, cant get enough christian hardcore.
uh i had a girlfriend for about 2 weeks. straight up 2 things i've never seen: a UFO and a bitch i need. lol.
ha on that note i saw this movie tonite and it was really cute/fucked up.
this guy and this girl date for a long time and he's great to her but he's also married and a cheater and all this other stuff and the girl finds out and she starts dating another guy and it drives him crazy. and she is a major babe so he decides that if he cant have her no one can and he hires some guys to throw acid on her face like a week before her wedding to other guy and he burns and blinds her for life. dude goes to jail and writes to her all the time saying he loves her and shes all he thinks about and blah blah blah. he finally gets out of jail and goes on tv and proposes to her and they date again and they end up getting married. so sweet, haha sounds like something i would do. anyways i highly recommend it. it's playing at the tara theater, you know where "smart people" go watch movies. but for realz die hard 4 comes out next wednesday and i'm trying to hit that up the day it comes out.
yo our lawyer is having a gay pool party on friday if some people want to get in on it. he's a cool dude and he orders a shit ton of food for us and he's got a diving board! you might end up on a webcam somewhere on the internet for some porn site though. nbd.
sometimes are you glad to have certain people completely out of your life? i know i am.
uhhhhh what else is going on...eddie was humming the mexican hat dance song in traffic for no reason the other day and a mexican walked up. fuckin so funny. thats all i got.
goddammit my phone is stressing me out. work goddammit.i wanted to go to the deli with the juice and hang out. instead i spent my saturday afternoon waiting on the chinaman at the phone place to come into work. and when he gets there he tells me i gotta update software on my phone. so i spend 2 hours driving around trying to find a goddamn usb cord that will fit my phone. bullshit. anyways i got a surprise visit by a bunch of dudes and that was cool. good times were had. siqq hardcore shows on vhs tapes from 2000-2002 make for a nite hopping in my lolz royce.
today was my aunts bday and i went to my grandparents house for lunch. it was really nice outside so chilled and ate. seriously if anyone is ever hungry hit me up and we'll go over there and they will feed you to death.no vegans though, they'll think you're a homo and ask you to leave. anyways i went with my parents to sam's club and then i came home and hung out with david and andrew. went to eats, got ice cream. watched the sopranos. i hate seeing people i went to high school with downtown.kill yourself.
i talked to my apt people about a bigger place and i dont think i wanna renew. i think im just gonna suck it up and by a townhouse in gwinnett. i already have one picked out and i would have it paid off in about 3-4 years. plus i could finish school while im out there. i dont really care about living downtown much, it's cool and all but it'd be nice to actually own something. i would like a yard and a garage and a place to grill. also it's not like i'm getting married anytime soon or having kids so i dont need a big place right now. for the money i'm paying to live alone in an apt it seems like a smart move.
things i hate discussing on the weekends/ anytime out in public: work & hardcore/bands. gold jacket, green jacket who gives a shit.
da ko$t acoustic set: alice in chains-would skynard- simple man allman brothers- midnight rider rolling stones- sweet virgina kid rock- only god knows why days of the new- that one song that rips hard as hell waylon jennings- lucenbach, texas
i'm so ready for summer. more braves games. camping/cappys sweet island. helen.cruise. honeydips in their summer clothes.cinco de mustache. sailing with gramps. getting retarded on opening day at white water.lots of ska and jimmy buffett playlist on the ipod. oh and me and rusty remaking this entire movie in a wal mart garden center:
easter was pretty tight. i woke up and went to gwinnett to eat at my aunts house with the family.lots of good food. the only thing i hate about sundays are that i get the itus real bad and pass out on the couch like the rest of the martin men. and my mom wont wake me up after like 30 minutes and i sleep for hours so i always start my week off with a fucked up sleep schedule. we watched rocky balboa and it sucked. im sorry i wasnt impressed at all. and i really wanted to like it. brrrrrrrrrrrrnt. at least the sopranos are back on but that shit is already stressing me out. only 8 episodes left goddammit.
life has got me thinking alot lately. i really have no idea what the fuck is going on. my lease is up in the next few months and i dont know if i want to move out or if i want to stay in my apartment. i really really like my apartment but i feel like im paying too much and i could live somewhere else for a shitload cheaper. plus i want to finish school and pay that shit upfront so i can get it all over with. on the other hand i think school is bullshit and i think i got a good thing going and shouldnt waste my time or money. i kind of want a house but i dont know where. i hate renting, for the renting man is a fool. i really want a new car but they dont make the natemobile 2k7 in an automatic and i dont want to drive a manual downtown.plus eric capp told me if i put lamborghini doors on it and flipped my car there would no way i could get out since the doors open up not out. i found a '75 cadillac convertible with red leather interior and i really like it but i couldnt have that car downtown. someone would steal it the first nite i had it posted up in the lot. so it looks like in order to make everything i want to happen is to move into a house in the burbs and get my cadillac and grill out hard as hell this summer like we should be doing.
as far as the ladies go, i'm too complicated to be in a relationship of any kind right now, it's defiantly not fair to girl for me to be the way i am. all i want is a dame to get dressed up with me and go out to a nice dinner on saturday nite, fall asleep to black and white movies, and wake up and go to brunch on sunday morning. maybe hang out one nite during the week. other than that i'm focused and not wasting time chasing skirt.
i fuckin love paul wall. i bought a paul wall bobblehead. it's fuckin tight.
i'm so glad i'm almost over being sick. i got out and rode my bike this morning and it was the best feeling in the world. i'm seriously loving this weather. it could be hotter. give me some alabama weather.
bike ride playlist:
50 cent-PIMP G-Unit REMIX (pimpin dont down it, crown it) ace of base-beautiful life brooke hogan & paul wall- about us because i got high-afro man slidin on that oil-expensive taste invisible touch/i cant dance-genesis i am the bullgod/amercian bad ass- kid rock wake up/hold on- tim armstrong (thanks rusty!) thunderkiss 65-white zombie
yes i have the musical taste of a 40 year old and a 13 year old girl.
man i gotta file my taxes this month. not stoked on that.especially since school sent me like a w-2 type thing saying how much i paid for tution and books.so i cant lie and say i paid like $20,000 and get money back. fuccccccccccccccccccccccccck.
the braves are already pissing me off. they were ahead 2 runs in the bottom of the 8th last nite and then they give up like 9 runs. this shit better not happen during the regular season.
hustle man hooked it up with some new bootleg dvds. i got 300 and superhead.superhead is a porno about this girl who like blows puff daddy and shaq and she swears its the best shit ever and charges 10k a blow.and she's for real. if i had 10k nate ranson i would get you this girl, you're gonna have to settle for a chocolate city girl instead though. which isnt a bad deal, it's just not gonna hurt my pockets.
there is a feeling i havent felt in a very long time,and that feeling is satisfaction.
my life is so fucked up and hard to explain. if you're not in it fuckin forget about trying to understand it.but this is the business i choose.
tomas asked me today if i could move anywhere in the united states where would it be. i didnt give him an answer but it has been bothering me all day. even though i fuckin hate florida i would want to move to celebration,florida. it was walt disney's vision of a perfect american town. beautiful architecture, zero crime, and it even snows during december for christmas.
so europe was pretty much amazing. such a different state of mind over there. everyone is so nice and charming it's almost sickening. 92% of the girls over there are gorgeous and/or asian and they all have really hot accents. the first adam said to me when i got over there is "you can throw anything anywhere and they dont care! someone will pick it up"
my flight over there fuckin sucked. nevermind the fact that it was 10 hours long but some asshole decieded to have a heart attack and die and we had to land in boston to get him off the plane and that took 5 hours of just fuckin sitting there. such bullshit. i finally got into london about 4pm and i had to take a train and taxi to my hostel and i was feeling beat. i unpacked and got in touch with adam and his friend jessica came and picked me up and we went to camden town which is like londons version of little five points or whatever but it's hwere all the sketchs hang out and thats where they were having some fest. we hung out there for awhile and spotted the DTN dudes and they got us in. that shit was nuts, euros are go fuckin crazy. we hung around for a bit and watched bulldoze play which was really funny becuz people were just beating the shit out each other. after the show we busted out to some weird ass dance club called after skool. there were a bunch of gay ass hipsters there drinking and dancing to shitty 80's music.kept it real in the club posted up got my arms folded fitted pulled down and haters on scope. after that i headed home for some much needed rest.i slept in then me, adam, jessica and gabi went to the british museum and it was fuckin tight. the sun used to never set on the british empire and the museum had everything the british stole from the cultures all over the world. it was really interesting to see all that shit. after that we and grabbed some eats and hung out. we watched a soccer game in this really cool pub that was playing motown and ska music nonstop.i was fuckin into it. i broke out early because i had a meeting in the morning and i walked around london lost listening to my ipod.
apparently you're not supposed to take pics of certain buildings after a certain hour becuz you'll get in trouble. since my flight was delayed so long i wasnt able to go to westminster abbey or big ben so i was takin pics and i got stopped by the ministry of defense. they thought i was a terrorist taking pics of government buildings. like it was such bullshit but they were so nice and proper and charming i couldnt help but to be nice about it.they even gave me a ride to my hostel! that would never happen over here.
i woke up the next morning and met with louis at the dorchester and that shit is mind blowing. nothing but old money mr. mononpoly man types at that place, and louis. it's ridiculous how much money these people have. we had a light breakfast then took a cab to the shittiest part of london to have our meeting. serious sketchfest. anyways we made some deals and had a nice lunch and then we were on our way to the Waterloo (probably my favorite ABBA song) train station.
the Eurostar is very nice. it's a train that takes you across the United Kingdom under the English Channel into Paris and then Brussels and makes several stops in major cities all across europe. me and louis were posted up in first class the whole trip so that made for a very nice ride.
they served our appitizer and dessert on the same tray. look how good my dessert is. it's called the "Isle of Avalon" and is one of my new favorites. the main course was a nice cod fillet with potatoe hash and a side of carrots.
factory used for the cover of pink floyd's "animals". no one cares but me.
notes from the train.
after a delightful train ride we finally arrived in amsterdam at like 2 am. my body is all fucked up from not sleeping any in london plus the jet lag and me and louis get in this crazy ass cab. it was called the disco taxi.
it's a bad pic mostly becuz i was tired and didnt give a shit but homeboy had that shit rigged up like the back to the future car.
Amsterdam is beautiful. it's a canal town that sits right at sea level. it reminds me alot of when i spent that summer in new york a few years ago with my dad and grandpa. also there is a bunch of crazy shit everywhere.
i didnt get to see as much of amsterdam as i would have liked to since i was in meetings most of the days for like 12 hours. the place is nothing like you see in the movies. it's really peaceful and everyone is quite and the creepy scary dudes only come out after 5 am but they are gone when the sun comes up. there is little to know police presence in the entire city. the dutch are a tolerent society and their government regulates any vice on the planet. so instead of going to buy drugs from the pusher man on the corner, you can go into any of the million cafes across town and get it. thats why they dont have people killing each other in the streets over drugs and money.very logical.
so while i was there i thought i would indulge myself and get a prostitute. now this isnt me picking some broad up off the street and bringing her back to my hotel like you see on cops all the time. the girls work in the red light district and are in these little apartments with glass doors so all you gotta do is pick out which one you like, they open the door and you go in. most of the girls are drop dead gorgeous, there are a few skanky ones that will blow you for 20 euros but you dont wanna mess with that.again, the government regulates these things so they have to get tested so they can work, they even have their own union. i walked around for about an hour before settling on this portugese girl in a schoolgirl outfit.she let me in and we talked and she fixed me a drink. we talked price and rules and then got down to it. it was amazing, she was so hot and she knew what she was doing. very relaxing. when the time was up she fixed me another drink while we cleaned up and then that was that. i peaced out and went back to the hotel and sat in a bubble bath. such an expeirence.
and then the next day when i got out of the meeting i was stressed so i went back. except this time the girl was indonesian. i cant stay away from the AZNs.
and if you're gonna give me shit for banging some prosties go fuck yourself .mind your own fuckin business and i dont wanna hear it. i'll knock your fuckin block off.
and business is good, we're setting up an overseas corporation to protect our interest against the government. it's just like godfather 2! i'm going to be a millionaire before i'm 30. count on it.
being back kinda sucks. my scedule is all fucked up from the flight and time change. i didnt do shit this weekend except go out to eat with aaron and watched saw 3. which is terrible. what a dissapointment.brrrrrrrnt.
so my life continues on it's winning streak as last week it was announced that i am going to europe for about a week for work. i have to attend a couple of meetings with bankers and vendors but mainly i'm there on a vacation. and to bang as many prostitutes as i can. consensual age of sex is 12 in amsterdam. total dream come true.haha.jokes.
anyways i will be in london for a few days and then i will take the train to amsterdam and i will posted up in this piece.
regardless, i am fuckin stoked on this trip. however i am not stoked on the currency exchange as the us dollar is weak against the euro and even weaker against the pound. so if you want anything of mine shoot me an offer. i'm seriously trying to bang as many hookers as i can over there.
anyways i spent most of my weekend at my parents house.it was pretty fuckin sweet and very relaxing. saturday i went to the mall with my mom and i bought a bunch of tacky silk shirts and she bought me this:
it talks and everything. i got in on my desk at work right next to my talking larry the cable guy.toys are awesome.
i got myself into a weird habit. it's called pink floyd. i hate myself for it, and i think so do my friends.
someone go with me to go see the new jet li movie on friday nite. and then the departed next week.
private myspaces are so fuckin gay. like i understand if your a girl and dont want dudes like me creepin on you and shit but if your a guy and you got that shit your a homo. your shit just aint that hot playboy. im just mad becuz i cant lurk on my old highschool girlfriend anymore.
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